Hitler and his chauffeur ride through the countryside. Suddenly, the car runs over a hen . "We must tell the owner about it, - said Hitler." Tell him, I did it. I - the Fuhrer, he'll understand." Two minutes later the driver returned, rubbing his sore back. He had got a thrashing from the farmer.
Some way further down the road, and a pig comes under the wheels of the car. "At this time you must notify the owner," - said the Fuhrer to the driver. He goes and appears only after an hour, laden with baskets of various gifts. Hitler was impressed: "What did you tell him?" The driver replied: "I told him - Heil, Hitler, the pig died!".
Hitler was extremely suspicious and superstitious.
One day he summoned the soothsayer to find out his future.
"My Fuhrer, I can see in my books that you will die on the day of the Jewish holiday."
Question: Who is the greatest farmer?
Answer: Adolf Hitler - he had 65 million sheep and the world's largest piggery!